A friend of mine was on an episode of Walker Texas Ranger as a kid. After these jokes started I kept asking him if the rumors were true.

macguyver can create a plane out of gum and paperclips but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it

I think it may be a sign of my age. When I was in elementary school we were largely concerned with Twisted Sister.

Nope can't say I did, but I can't believe you've never heard of these before. They were telling these in elementary school and I know they've been very popular across the internet even up until recently.

These are pretty funny. I didn't actually know that they existed prior to this topic being created. As an homage Amea and I watched the intro credits for Walker Texas Ranger. Did somebody actually watch that?

One day Chuck Norris decided to bottle and sell his own urine. We now know this drink as Red Bull.