Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

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Started by: nikraj on June 20, 2008

Description: Bring back Jack Handy. Some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard! ( Edited by nikraj )  

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webdesign's picks

1. Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
2. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the ...
3. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
4. When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once...
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xxmasinatorxx's picks

1. The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw
2. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
3. When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once...
4. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the ...
5. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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plantt's picks

1. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the ...
2. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
3. If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you?...
4. Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
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karj's picks

1. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are ...
2. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
3. Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
4. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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Peter's picks

1. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
2. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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nikraj's picks

1. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the ...
2. Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
3. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are ...
4. Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, ...
5. When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once...
6. If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you?...
7. As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized...
8. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
9. I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might...
10. The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw
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