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Mo Diggs said it best: "Five years after the war started, I have reached the conclusion that the Iraq War is like a Dane Cook joke: the set-up, built on a false premise, led to countless hours of flailing limbs and screaming with no discernible conclusion or point."
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What's up?" Cook bellows into his microphone, and the crowd goes nuts.
"When you're in the wrong relationship, with somebody awful, I call that a relationshit." (Huge laugh.)
"Oh, and then you have that makeup sex. Guys, you know that makeup sex..." (Appreciative hooting and applause.)
"When I'm at the movies, I get so into it, that I talk to the screen?" (Clapping, laughing.)
"She must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina." (Uproarious laughter.)
"We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits." (Screaming, applause.)
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