Then I think you need to drink as much as you possibly can, in order to keep the gene pool from getting polluted.

dude dr peper didnt do notin to u its the best soda but i heard moutain dew makes u lose sperm

I haven't tried a single kind I don't like, but some of those look pretty sick lol.

I can't believe they made a Jalepeno soda... what were they thinking

What an unbelievably harsh attitude towards carbonated beverages.