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Started by: karj on July 23, 2009
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Every once in a while I find myself saying, "Scotchy, scotch, scotch". That -- if you didn't already know -- comes from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy". It is a passable movie with some great quotable bits that really deserve a little attention some day. This is that day. ( Edited by karj )  

Best quotes from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Tannissa Kenner's picks

1. "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." - Ron Burgundy
2. "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." - Brian Fantana
3. "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." - Ron Burgundy
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washie's picks

1. "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." - Brian Fantana
2. "Sweet Lincoln's mullet" - Ron Burgundy
3. "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." - Ron Burgundy
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drewsome's picks

1. "I stabbed a man in the heart!" - Brick Tamland
2. "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." - Ron Burgundy
3. Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
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MarkKarjaluoto's picks

1. "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." - Ron Burgundy
2. "I stabbed a man in the heart!" - Brick Tamland
3. Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
4. Title card: The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
5. "...then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again." - Champ Kind
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NotableXception's picks

1. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." - Ron Burgundy
2. "I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming." -Champ Kind
3. "I stabbed a man in the heart!" - Brick Tamland
4. "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." - Brian Fantana
5. "So I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night." - Champ Kind
6. "Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd." Ed Harken
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Anonymous's picks

1. "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." - Ron Burgundy
2. "I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming." -Champ Kind
3. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." - Ron Burgundy
4. "I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego." - Ron Burgundy
5. "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." - Brian Fantana
6. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. - Ron Burgundy
7. "You're a smelly pirate hooker ... Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" - Ron Burgundy
8. "Sweet Lincoln's mullet" - Ron Burgundy
9. "I ate a whole lot of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that man said--my stomach's itchy." - Brick Tamland
10. Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone] I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
11. Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
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karj's picks

1. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." - Ron Burgundy
2. "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." - Ron Burgundy
3. "I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego." - Ron Burgundy
4. "So I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night." - Champ Kind
5. "Take me to pleasure town!" - Veronica Corningstone
6. "Listen to Burgundy! He's gone soft on us, like some school boy bitch." - Brian Fantana
7. To his dog: "You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair." - Ron Burgundy
8. "Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?" - Brick Tamland
9. "I stabbed a man in the heart!" - Brick Tamland
10. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. - Ron Burgundy
11. "You're a smelly pirate hooker ... Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" - Ron Burgundy
12. "I ate a whole lot of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that man said--my stomach's itchy." - Brick Tamland
13. "...then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again." - Champ Kind
14. "Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." - Brian Fantana
15. "I pooped a Cornish game hen." - Brick Tamland
16. "Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd." Ed Harken
17. "I am going to straight-up murder your ass!" - Frank Vitchard
18. "Sweet Lincoln's mullet" - Ron Burgundy
19. Title card: The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
20. "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." - Ron Burgundy
21. "I freakin' love you back." - Veronica Corningstone
22. While riding a bear: "Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor." - Brick Tamland
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supaspoida's picks

1. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. - Ron Burgundy
2. "You're a smelly pirate hooker ... Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" - Ron Burgundy
3. "Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd." Ed Harken
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Wagit's picks

1. "You're a smelly pirate hooker ... Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" - Ron Burgundy
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killacroc's picks

1. "I Love Lamp!" - Brick Tamland
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