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Started by: karj on April 9, 2009

My wife and I own every season of Arrested Development, and watch the episodes over and over again. I love how they slip things in that almost don't get noticed until the second or third viewing. Well, I'll get out of the way, and get this one started. (I think this will be a fun topic!) ( Edited by karj )  

Best Arrested Development quotes
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Tobias: "I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad, on what was supposed to be a dry run. if you will. So, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." Michael: "There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1293/arrested-development-gift-basket#s-p15-st-i1

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Tobias Fünke: "Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a 'sausage' in the mouth." Michael: "We just call it a sausage."

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Tobias: "I blue myself." Michael: "There has got to be a better way to say that."

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Michael: "Why are you squeezing me with your body?" Lucille: "It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you."

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Maebe: "Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?" Michael: "That's a cross." Maebe: "Across from where?"

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#7

Lucille: "I'll be in the hospital bar." Michael: Uhh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, mother." Lucille: "Well, this is why people hate hospitals."

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Lucille: "Did that Mexican girlfriend of yours kick you out?" Gob: "She's not *that* Mexican, Mom, she's *my* Mexican. And she's Colombian or something."

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Lindsay: "Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free." Lucille: "Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?"

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#11

Gob: "I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper."

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Tobias: "I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors, maybe. Or better yet, hot sea..." Michael: "I like hot sailors." Tobias: "Mmmm. Me too."

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Buster: "She's better than the whores you date." Gob: "Don't call my escorts whores." Buster: "Mom's still got it." Gob: "I don't date whores." Lindsay: "Stop it, both of you. This objectification of women has got to stop." Michael: "It's just Mom and whores."

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#14

(George Michael slips on floor) Michael: "You alright? Sorry. You grandmother had a little accident." George Michael: "aw. Does that mean she's going to have to come live with us?" Michael: "No, no. It was her drink..."
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1293/arrested-development-gift-basket#s-p15-st-i1

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#15

Lindsay: "I care deeply for nature." Michael: "You're wearing ostrich-skin boots." Lindsay: "Well, I don't care about ostriches."

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