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Started by: karj on June 25, 2009

Perhaps it's a generational thing, but I can seemingly watch episodes of Seinfeld endlessly. My parents don't get it, and it appears that a lot of younger people don't either, but some of the quotes and bits have become part of my daily dialogue. I've added a few of my favorites--perhaps you'll add a couple of Seinfeld quotes that you like too. ( Edited by karj )  

Best Seinfeld Quotes
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washie's picks

1. "Hello Newman" Jerry
2. "I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian." Elaine
3. "If she can't find me, she can't break up with me." George
4. "People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax." Jerry
5. "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect." George
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Anonymous's picks

1. "I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian." Elaine
2. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky." Jerry
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shinya's picks

1. "Hello Newman" Jerry
2. "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect." George
3. "Only I could fail at failing." George
4. "I figured since I was lying about my income for a couple of years, I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." George
5. "Newman." Jerry
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Brad Cole's picks

1. "That makes your new years eve party one year late and thus, quite lame!" -Jerry
2. "I kinda like this opera crowd. I feel tough. Anybody else got a problem?" Jerry
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Anonymous's picks

1. "Hello Newman" Jerry
2. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky." Jerry
3. "I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables." Kramer
4. "I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian." Elaine
why I chose these

Anonymous's picks

1. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky." Jerry
2. "I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables." Kramer
3. "Hello Newman" Jerry
4. "If she can't find me, she can't break up with me." George
5. "Just make love to that wall, pervert!" Kramer
why I chose these

jonascalva's picks

1. "I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables." Kramer
2. "Just make love to that wall, pervert!" Kramer
3. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky." Jerry
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karj's picks

1. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky." Jerry
2. "I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around." Elaine
3. "Eight hours of jingle-belling and ho-ho-hoing. Boy, I am ho'd out." Kramer
4. "Let me let you in on a secret. Zip codes? They're meaningless." Newman
5. "Just make love to that wall, pervert!" Kramer
6. "Festivus is your heritage!" Frank
7. "I've yada yada'ed sex." Elaine
8. "I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables." Kramer
9. "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect." George
10. "As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway." Kramer
11. "I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian." Elaine
12. "If she can't find me, she can't break up with me." George
13. "Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!" Jerry
14. "I'm on the Mexican, woah oh oh, radio." Kramer
15. "For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow." George
16. "I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution." George
17. "Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information." Newman
18. "Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?" Jerry
19. "People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax." Jerry
20. "That... is one magic loogie." Jerry
21. "I figured since I was lying about my income for a couple of years, I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." George
22. "Only I could fail at failing." George
23. "Oh, by the way - they're real, and they're spectacular!" Sidra
24. "That's a lot of pressure. "Make love to me." What am I, in a circus?" George
25. "Newman." Jerry
26. "Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!" Kramer
27. "Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship." George
28. "I think I've reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie." George
29. "Women don't respect salad eaters." Jerry
30. "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George
31. "Kind of a cute Nazi, though." George
32. "I kinda like this opera crowd. I feel tough. Anybody else got a problem?" Jerry
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