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Brilliant quotes from Ari Gold (Entourage)

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Started by: karj on November 8, 2007

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Something like the Tony Soprano character, Entourage's Ari Gold is delightful to watch. He's arrogant, obnoxious, and uncouth; nevertheless, I sometimes can't stop myself from laughing. (For those who haven't seen Entourage, forgive the crass-nature of the quotes. Watch an episode, and it will make more sense.) ( Edited by karj )

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Brilliant quotes from Ari Gold (Entourage)

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That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.

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Let's hug it out, bitch.

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$Let\'s hug it out, bitch.$

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Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!

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Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.

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Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.

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Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.

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You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansi...

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You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, and nine weeks a Tuscan villa, then I’m gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.

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I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn’t realize you were a cocksucker.

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That is what we call a bitch slap. A bitch slap for a bitch.

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Vince, your boy broke out off the oompa loompa factory and is up to no good.

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My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.

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Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!

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$Tell Drama he\'s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!$

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You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife.

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I love a liar, but I hate a cheater.

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[after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!

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$[after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] Come on! I\'m like R. Kelly at recess here!$

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Yes, that's exactly what I meant. :-)

It's a good show--certainly worth a watch. The Ari character is particularly funny!

Posted 4 years ago

karj

I'm guessing BP meant "brilliant" in the British sense of the word! I've actually only seen this show once - in a hotel room, which seems to fit the theme here. I'm embarrassed to admit I just voted on something I don't really know first hand, but it was hilarious anyway. Is there an Ari quote archive somewhere, or did you clear your Tivo writing them down?

Posted 4 years ago

srlong