Brilliant quotes from Ari Gold (Entourage)

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Started by: karj on November 8, 2007

Description: Something like the Tony Soprano character, Entourage's Ari Gold is delightful to watch. He's arrogant, obnoxious, and uncouth; nevertheless, I sometimes can't stop myself from laughing. (For those who haven't seen Entourage, forgive the crass-nature of the quotes. Watch an episode, and it will make more sense.) ( Edited by karj )  

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Nelson's picks

1. That is what we call a bitch slap. A bitch slap for a bitch.
2. Silence is fucking golden.
3. Dana, I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife. But if you want to jerk me in the car now, I'm game.
4. Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!
5. You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansi...
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boyishprince's picks

1. Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.
2. Putting in a new shower, with a steam. If you promise to drop your towel, I might even let you use it.
3. Sacrifice Lloyd! Like the Kamikaze pilots used to do.
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webdesign's picks

1. Let's hug it out, bitch.
2. That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
3. [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!
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kohniva's picks

1. Let's hug it out, bitch.
2. That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
3. Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.
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Arthur'sDesign's picks

1. That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
2. Vince, your boy broke out off the oompa loompa factory and is up to no good.
3. Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.
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maverick's picks

1. Vince, your boy broke out off the oompa loompa factory and is up to no good.
2. That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
3. Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.
4. Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.
5. All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
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Peter's picks

1. I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool. (To his kids:) Only Daddy speaks that way!
2. [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!
3. I love a liar, but I hate a cheater.
4. Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
5. Vince, your boy broke out off the oompa loompa factory and is up to no good.
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karj's picks

1. Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.
2. All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
3. Let's hug it out, bitch.
4. That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
5. Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.
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