10 should be 1, 14 should be 2, and the rest should be removed. Come on those quotes, with the exception of the previous two mentioned are cliche as hell. What about "Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him." Hilarious and a somewhat poignant message about Homer's state of mind. Why is "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
People please you propose to post the fifteen most brilliant Simpson's quotes and, of the thousands upon thousands of quotes from that show, you rate "Operator! Give me the number for 911!" as the all time number 1 most brilliant Simpson's quote of all time. I get it, irony. But there are more ironic quotes than that for this context. Some much less cliche.
I demand a rewrite of this webpage!