Most brilliant Simpsons quotes

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Started by: Karjaluoto on November 6, 2007

Description: There are so many good ones. (Sometimes I irritate my wife by reciting them.) ( Edited by Karjaluoto )

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"Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

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Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

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"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the ch...

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. ...

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"Mmm...chocolate..."

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"Homer, lighten up! You're making happy hour bitterl...

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Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlin...

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"Bart, stop pestering Satan!" - Marge Simpson

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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? Y...

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Ralph Wiggum- I choo choo choose you

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Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? - Homer

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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richa...

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"Homer no function beer well without." - Homer Simpson

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I have caught word that a child is using his imagina...

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So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. ...

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Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.

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mmm - Marge

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Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city...

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"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a l...

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