Works on contingency
No money down

Works on contingency?
No, money down! --Lionel Hutz

life is one crushing blow after another until you just wish Flanders was dead- Homer Simpson

I agree with dteich,I could watch any random episode any find a quote better than the top 10.D`oh should be number one.

OMG! These are all made of awesomeness!

That's great, but why not vote? Without doing so your voice isn't heard. :-)

10 should be 1, 14 should be 2, and the rest should be removed. Come on those quotes, with the exception of the previous two mentioned are cliche as hell. What about "Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him." Hilarious and a somewhat poignant message about Homer's state of mind. Why is "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

People please you propose to post the fifteen most brilliant Simpson's quotes and, of the thousands upon thousands of quotes from that show, you rate "Operator! Give me the number for 911!" as the all time number 1 most brilliant Simpson's quote of all time. I get it, irony. But there are more ironic quotes than that for this context. Some much less cliche.

I demand a rewrite of this webpage!

10 should be 1, 14 should be 2, and the rest should be removed. Come on those quotes, with the exception of the previous two mentioned are cliche as hell. What about \

Sorry, I tried to add a comment, but something seemed to go wrong so I will send it again.

The Lionel Hutz comment is unfinished. It *should* read: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

#44 is unfinished. It <i>should</i> read \

If you're looking for the actual sound clips of these, http://www.entertonement.com/collections/1116/The-Simpsons has a lot of them

There are so many good ones! You should really add yours to the list so that others can vote on them. I like "bad corpse!"

Mr. Burns alone must have had a dozen quotes from the Treehouse of Horror where he puts Homer's brain in the robot worker:

Smithers - "Which corpse should we unearth, sir?" Burns - "Oh, I can't decide! I'm like a kid in a candy store."

Burns - "Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat-o-nine-tails."

Burns - "Dammit man! This isn't rocket science! It's brain surgery!"

Burns - "Bad corpse! Bad corpse!"

Smithers - "And he is alive, sir!" Burns - "Well Smithers, looks like I owe you a Coke."