Most brilliant Simpsons quotes

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Started by: karj on November 6, 2007

Description: There are so many good ones. (Sometimes I irritate my wife by reciting them.) ( Edited by karj )  

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michelle_3_16's picks

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
3. D’oh
4. "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" - Troy McClure
5. Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Dailybird's picks

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2. Save Me Jebus! - Homer
3. "Homer no function beer well without." - Homer Simpson
4. D’oh
5. "Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum
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ninky's picks

1. "I found a moonrock in my nose!"
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shelkie's picks

1. "Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum
2. Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? - Homer
3. "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" - Troy McClure
4. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
5. "Homer no function beer well without." - Homer Simpson
6. "Homer, lighten up! You're making happy hour bitterly ironic." - Moe Syzlak
7. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
8. I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman -Homer
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picard102's picks

1. Save Me Jebus! - Homer
2. I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman -Homer
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dailymonster's picks

1. "Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum
2. Mr. Burns: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
3. Lisa: As Intelligence goes up, Happiness goes down. See, I made a graph. I make a lot of graphs.
4. Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
5. I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary
6. Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? - Homer
7. Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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mrbenjohnson's picks

1. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
2. "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name." "I don't know."
3. No TV, no beer make Homer something something
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BnafetS's picks

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2. "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name." "I don't know."
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joseph_allen's picks

1. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
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aaronmalys's picks

1. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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