haha those are all awesome, i can't wait to try them out :P

telemarketer: Hello, is this Mr or Mrs Shire?
me: Mommy's in the shower (in my best kid's voice)
telemarketer: Can I speak to your father then?
me: Daddy's in the shower too.
telemarketer: Uhhh, you wouldn't happen to want to buy a membership to the slim fit program would you?
me: I'M NOT FAT, WHAT WOULD i WANT THAT FOR? *click*

telemarketer: Hello, is this Mr or Mrs Shire?
me: Mommy\'s in the shower (in my best kid\'s voice)
telemarketer: Can I speak to your father then?
me: Daddy\'s in the shower too.
telemarketer: Uhhh, you wouldn\'t happen to want to buy a membership to the slim fit program would you?
me: I\'M NOT FAT, WHAT WOULD i WANT THAT FOR? *click*

this is by far the most awsome topic i've ever read

Saying "yo momma" really does work. After I hung up, I laughed for an hour. The guy couldn't get any words in. I just kept saying it. Finally he hung up.
good 1

find a clip of someone screaming xD play at full blast.

"OH GOD NOO!!" something like that. similar to the kids one ><

These are good hehe.

Oh crap I forgot to use one of these! I just hung up on them. :( Hmm maybe I should call them back. LOL Them:Uhh hello? Who is this? Me: Sorry, I don't speak english. *hangs up* XD

Wow, a telemarketer called while I was reading this topic... Nice timing haha.

Lucky for us we don't have this problem anymore!

This is a great post...

I like the scene on Seinfeld when he asks for the telemarketers home number so he can call them at supper time.....awesome!

hehehe