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Started by: Nelson on November 27, 2007

I hate them. Telemarketers invade your privacy and get paid to do it. I try to be nice but its hard when they're pushy. How do you get rid of telemarketers? I haven't done most of the things here but I'm getting tempted. ( Edited by Nelson )  

Best ways to piss off a telemarketer
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Willie Moore's picks

1. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
2. Ask, "Do you want to hear a cool noise?" (then hang up)
3. Start speaking in another language
4. Read the bible to them
5. Respond "yo momma" to everything they say
6. Play "Do, re, me" with your touch tone phone
7. answer in a non existant language
8. Say que? multiple times
9. Ask them to hold on while you get your wallet, then put the phone down and return to your dinner
10. Pretend your the babysitter
11. Simply say "no thank you" and then smoothly offer to sell your 1988 ford f150
12. Ask them if they want to hear something and then proceed to sell them something
why I chose these

honkytonky's picks

1. In a panicked voice ask if they know how to remove blood stains from carpet
2. answer i dont know... or ask them questions about their questions... they cant go off of the script it pisses them off
why I chose these

memozz's picks

1. In a panicked voice ask if they know how to remove blood stains from carpet
2. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
why I chose these

mailaroek's picks

1. Simply say "no thank you" and then smoothly offer to sell your 1988 ford f150
2. Start speaking in another language
3. pretend to be an adult hotline
4. Pretend your the babysitter
5. hang up
why I chose these

Danni Brown's picks

1. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
2. In a panicked voice ask if they know how to remove blood stains from carpet
3. Play "Do, re, me" with your touch tone phone
4. Prepare a recording with a child voice screaming...HELP HEEEEELP...leave me my money!
5. Fuck off!
6. play loud rap music at them
why I chose these

NinjaGuitarist5's picks

1. Read the bible to them
2. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
3. In a panicked voice ask if they know how to remove blood stains from carpet
4. Ask them to hold on while you get your wallet, then put the phone down and return to your dinner
5. Ask, "Do you want to hear a cool noise?" (then hang up)
why I chose these

karj's picks

1. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
2. pretend to be an adult hotline
3. Read the bible to them
4. Ask, "Do you want to hear a cool noise?" (then hang up)
5. Respond "yo momma" to everything they say
6. Wait for the telemarketer to go half way through his discription and say: "I lowered my cholesterol!"
7. Play "Do, re, me" with your touch tone phone
why I chose these

shelkie's picks

1. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
2. Ask, "Do you want to hear a cool noise?" (then hang up)
3. Ask them to hold on while you get your wallet, then put the phone down and return to your dinner
why I chose these

estrelly's picks

1. Start speaking in another language
2. Read the bible to them
why I chose these

adamkeats19's picks

1. Say, in perfect English, "Sorry, I don't speak English."
2. Ask, "Do you want to hear a cool noise?" (then hang up)
why I chose these
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