"Birds are horrible creatures. I say this mostly because they won’t ever let me hug them. I used to think that I hated animals, but as I’ve grown up, I’ve realized that I really like animals, I just resent their refusal to hug me. I’d love to hug a bear, but it would probably just eat me. I’d love to hug a bird, but I probably couldn’t catch one. That said, I can appreciate birds from afar, and today I’m going to do just that." ( Edited by FriesenPoint )  

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