The person in the pic is a little happier than I would be

Because I can deal with my own organic waste products, thank you

I know it is amazing, but there is no need to stare

Don't deny it! We've all been there

This could be worse than not making it at all because of mess it makes. See pic for visual

Doesn't really affect me too much since I am a human male, but hey, it's relevant

Especially if you are a Republican Senator