put him/her to a very romantic place then tell him/her that it doesn't really work being together by now..

make your friend hit him and walk away and if he hits ur friend back go up to him and say dont hit my friend or i willl break up with you then have your friend go back and hit him again then if he hits ur friend again thin go up to him and say "Hey i gave you a warning that if you were mean to any of my friends again i i will break up with you and i already gave you your 2 warnings and you used them so GoodByee!"...

lol, good topic, allthough text message is the worst way ever, also by msn, but by text it's just... like umburto said... cruel

textings just cruel

Imagine over MSN

Good one on the text message : p