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Started by: fungusfreakland on April 3, 2009

Where go when zombies attack? ( Edited by fungusfreakland )  

Top 5 places to be if zombies attack
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#1
NRA Convention

They have guns, and they know how to use them.

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#2
With Chuck Norris

He can take care of all problems... even the undead.

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#3
Umbrella Corporation base (from Resident Evil)

Lasered hallways, fake doors, a whole bunch of Mila's to protect you...what's not to worry about?

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#4
Mall

stairs, multiple levels...hiding places...a variety of stores to get stuff to protect yourself...hmmm...

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#5
At Ikea

$1 breakfasts, cinnamon buns, furniture to build to make it less boring

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#6
island

isolated...difficult to reach...Scarlett Johansson...

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#7
Amy Winehouse\'s place

The zombie's would give us a "pass" due to professional courtesty. (You don't kill one of your own.)

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#8
Nuclear Missle Silo

Underground...where they don't know where you're at. There should be enough food....to last awhile....

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#9
A scotch distillery

If you're going to die anyway, might as well enjoy oneself...

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#10
On holidays

Just set up an auto-respond in Outlook: "I'm out of the office for the next two weeks on vacation. I apologize to all zombies for the inconvenience. In my absence, please eat the brains of David Jones, Director of Marketing, extension 417."

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#11
I don\'t know, but I\'ll probably twitter about it

Hey, let's be honest. There are plenty of people who want the attention. What's a little "death" if it gets you another 10,000 followers?

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