Description: Airport security is getting tougher. In order to get through line-ups without a pat down or a cavity search, here are a few tips I've discovered the hard way. ( Edited by MarkKarjaluoto )  

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De-metal yourself (and take off anything with the po...

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Wear a tie

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Prior to getting to security, remove your shoes, and...

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Be Super Submissive

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Shut up

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Don't travel alone

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Pack all liquids in your luggage

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Put it all in a plastic bag

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Remove that tiny file from your nail clippers

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Put anything you normally keep in your pocket (cell ...

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Forget the carry on

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Wear boring clothes

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Get through early

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