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Chuck Norris Jokes

There's only like a million of them... They got old after a while, but there's still some pretty funny ones out there. post em if you got em!

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1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chu...

2. When Chuck Norries does pushups, he doesn't push himself ...

3. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...

5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there a...

6. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck N...

7. In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck ...

8. Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hosti...

9. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald'...

10. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

11. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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