Most memorable "In Bruges" quotes

In Bruges was a strange movie for me. It started so plainly and turned out to at times be sad, moving and poignant. But of course, the thing that really stuck with me from In Bruges were were some of the great quotes. I laughed out loud at a number of times. It's rare to find a film that's as quotable. Share your favorite quotes from In Bruges here, or just read them and laugh. :-)